
Toda la vida he sido un camba, un hombre de mundo, pero nada de mi experiencia previa me preparó para lo que nos iba a tocar vivir.
Como señalaba en el pasado post, íbamos tan campantes con Al pedaleando y cantando con Engelbert "Raindrops keep fallin' on my head" cuando vimos delante nuestro un pequeño archipiélago.
Al acercarnos constatamos la presencia en la playa de un sinnúmero de personas que nos miraban y vitoreaban. Parecían todas mujeres.
Al acercarnos más, en una bahía donde desembarcaríamos pudimos observar con alegría la presencia de una imagen imponente.
Allí plantado en el centro de la playa de blancas arenas, incólume, ebúrneo, magnífico como una estalagmita negra de carne humana; Viernes.
Al aproximarnos nos saludamos con evidentes muestras de cariño, especialmente Al.
Le preguntamos al negro jefe si sabía donde estábamos, y porqué parecía haber solamente mujeres, si sabía de algún buen restaurant para cenar etc.
Nos contestó lo siguiente:
"Estas islas son llamadas Las Encantadas 2. No se encuentran en las cartas de navegación, y están alejadas de la costa y de las principales líneas de tráfico naviero y aéreo.
Aparentemente la población actual proviene de una nave española "Nuestra señora de Loreto" que perdió el rumbo y naufragó.
Los sobrevivientes se refugiaron aquí.
Lo primero que hicieron fue aniquilar la población local. Luego trataron de edificar una sociedad similar a la que habían conocido en Europa.
Tuvieron un desarrollo similar a lo que podría ser el de la sociedad rioplatense. Criaron ganado, desarrollaron industrias, etc. Incluso inventaron un automóvil llamado ULTRA que anda por ahí, pero como no era necesario no lo usaron.
A principios de la década de 1970 hubo una revuelta feminista(Ver imagen) y las mujeres se empoderizaron. Comenzó una etapa de matriarcado.
Los hombres pasaron a ser meros objetos sexuales o reproductivos. Se fueron

muriendo de tristeza
Como es de esperar la falta de capacidad de las mujeres en los campos del conocimiento, la industria y la producción hizo que todo eso fuera decayendo.
Hoy por hoy están a un nivel de civilización similar al de algunas poblaciones de Papúa Nueva Guinea.
El último hombre desapareció en el mar hace quince años.
Se le recuerda por ello. Era el único reproductor. Su nombre: Lemming Mazurkiewicz. Dicen algunos que apareció en aguas del Mar Báltico y que se murió de frío, pero nada es seguro aquí.
La isla principal que es la única habitada está gobernada por un triunvrato formado por las mujeres más viejas. Todas ellas participantes de la revuelta de 1970.
Ojo con ellas, su proceder es sinuoso pero letal.
Una última cosa antes de desvanecerme en el aire. Seguramente la mayoría de las damas aquí presentes quieran ayuntarse con ustedes.
Ya están aburridas de los masajeadores faciales.
Háganlo todas las veces que quieran, pero recuerden bien ésto: Rechacen a la primera. Es muy importante."
Y dicho ésto se desvaneció en un vapor violeta.
Al rato nos vineron a buscar una sarta de mujeronas mal armadas con palos y piedras. Nos dejamos llevar a la aldea principal.
Esta estaba construída a modo de semicírculo, y en el centro del mismo había una ranura bastante grande en la tierra que con un poco de imaginación podía parecerse a una vulva.
Las chozas eran de paja y estaban malamente construídas.
Nos enfrentamos al triunvirato. Dejaron de tejer inútiles escarpines y pasaron a examinarnos.
El exámen se limitó al aparato reproductor. Inclusive nos hicieron eyacular.
Aparentemente quedaron conformes con los resultados porque una de ellas gritó en perfecto castellano :
- Tenemos nuevamente reproductores! Llévenlos con las jóvenes.
Por suerte no nos tuvimos que ocupar de ellas.
Las jóvenes estaban todas en un extremo de la isla y sus edades iban de los 15 a los 30 años.
Apenas llegados, y enteradas de que venía la cosa el minaje se arremolinó a nuestro alrededor.
Tuvimos que pedirles se bañaran en una laguna que había por allí, porque hasta las costumbres de higiene habían perdido.
Al rato se me aproxima (ya bañada) una parda de ojos verdes de unos 30 años, curvas de alto riesgo, carnes turgentes y halito de deseo.
Le iba a prender cartucho cuando recordé las palabras de Viernes.
La rechacé y se fue llorando.
A Al no lo podía ver porque lo rodeaba una poliforme multitud femenina.

A mí no vino ninguna más.
Decidí dedicarme a la política, Había mucho para hacer
The age of the Reason (feministas to abstain)As it indicated the past in post, we went so cool with A pedaleando and singing with Engelbert "Raindrops keep fallin' on my head" when we saw nuesro ahead a small archipelago.
When approaching to us we stated the presence in the beach of an endless number of people who watched to us and vitoreaban.
They seemed all women.
When approaching to us more, in a bay where we would disembark we could observe with joy the presence of an imposing image. There planted in the center of the beach of white sands, incólume, ebúrneo, magnificent like a black estalagmita of human meat; Friday.
When approximating us we greeted ourselves with evident tokens of affection, specially Al.
We asked to him the black head if it knew where we were, and porqué seemed to have only women, if it knew of some good restaurant to have supper etc.
It answered the following thing to us:
"These islands are called the Enchanted 2.
They are not in navigation charts, and are remote of the coast and the main lines of shipping and aerial traffic.
Apparently the present population comes from a Spanish ship "Our Mrs. of Loreto" that lost the course and was shipwrecked.
The survivors took refuge here.
First that did he was to annihilate the local population. Soon they tried to build a society similar to that had known in Europe.
They had a development similar to which could be the one of the River plate society, they raised cattle, they developed industries, etc.
They even invented a called automobile EXTREME that walks that way, but as it were not necessary not they used it.
At the beginning of the decade of 1970 there was a feminista revolt and the women empoderizaron themselves.
A matriarcado began stage of. The men happened to be mere sexual or reproductive objects. They went dying of sadness
As it is to wait for the lack of capacity of the women in the fields of the knowledge, the industry and the production did that all that outside decaying.
At the present time they are at a level of civilization similar to the one of some populations of Papúa New Guinea.
The last man disappeared in the sea fifteen years ago. One remembers to him for that reason. It was the only reproducer. Its name: Lemming Mazurkiewicz. They say some that appeared in waters of the Baltic Sea and that died of cold, but nothing is surely here.
The main island that is the only one lived is governed or a formed triunvrato or the oldest women all of them participants of the 1970 revolt.
Eye with them, its behavior is winding but lethal.
A last thing before vanishing to me in the air. Surely most of the here present ladies they want to ayuntar itself with you. They are already boring of the face masajeadores.
Háganlo every time they want, but remembers ésto well: Reject to first. It is very important." And said ésto one vanished in an violet steam.
In the short while they vineron to look for a string to us of mujeronas badly armed with woods and stones. We let ourselves take to the main village.
This was construída as a semicircle, and in the center of the same one there was a quite great Earth groove that with a little imagination could be looked like one vulva.
The huts were of straw and were badly construídas. We faced the triunvirato. They let weave useless escarpines and they happened to examine to us.
The examination was limited the reproductive apparatus. Inclusively they made us eyacular. Apparently they were in agreement with the results because one of them gritóen perfect Castilian: - We have again reproductive! Llévenlos with the young people.
Luckily we did not have ourselves to occupy of them. The young people were all in an end of the island and their ages went of the 15 to the 30 years.
Hardly arrived, and found out that the thing came the minaje it was crowded around around to ours. We had to request to them bathed in a lagoon that was that way, orque until the hygiene customs had lost.
In the short while a brown one of green eyes of about 30 years comes near to me (already bathed), turgentes curves of high risk, meats and halito of desire.
It was going to him to catch when I remembered the words of Friday.
I rejected it and one went away crying.
A it could not see it because a feminine oliforme multitude surrounded.
To me no came more.
I decided to dedicate me to the policy, Was much to do
The Women are from Venus, the Men, we are a little Potato
Women
I like the colors of their clothes,
their way to walk,
the cruelty of some faces once in a while the almost pure beauty of a total and charmingly feminine face.
They are over us glide better and they organize themselves better.
While the men watch take beers and play the baseball,
they, the women, think about us, concentrating themselves, studying, deciding, if to accept to us, to discard, to change to us to us, to kill to us or simply to leave to us.
In the end she does not matter since they did what they did we finished crazy and single.
Charles Bukowski
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l the old Carlos always knew it, and us it often commented it. The Psique of the females is like the way. He is "culebrero". The men no, always direct. Blanco/negro, si/no, etc. To that intro comes this. It comes to the case since it is about to to begin the book drip jar of astrologers who say to us that he is going to us to happen next year. What they do not say those books it is that the system of the twelve signs as well as the other that have appeared more recently apply to the feminine and nonmasculine reality. The man (man) has only two signs. (the mariquitas are outside the reach of this study). As almost all you know the subdivision of the cycle of transfering of the Earth in lapses corresponded to an exclusively masculine work. But hete here that already makes very many time an assistant of Safo, priestess and poet of the island of Lesbos, about the times in which the Greek civilization dominated the planet, thought command post one more a more feminine application of the months and its relation with the constellations that agriculture. The tithe in the main temple had decayed much and more sources were needed financing for the rumbosa life of those etéreas women. The lady at issue related the date of birth of the people to characteristics of her personality. From also its future was guessed there. At first they were twelve signs to which it stops to complicate more added other things to him that are called ascending. In fact this system never was used for more things than: to recover the entrance of money to the island by the newness, and - more modernly the sale of thousands of book unit that says to us how it is going to us to go next year and which are the most salient characteristics of our personality. The test that this system does not go with the men is simple: compare his personality with the one of his mother-in-law who is accidentally the same sign. No, the reality in the man does not say anything is no coincidence is much more simple. Although it does not serve to the future determine (just like the other system), if it gives an important information us on his personality. The world is based simply (as simple and noble he is the man) on its underclothes is divided in men who use underpants Boxer type and other who uses Slip(o sunga) Good also are those that uses one or another article indifferently, but desbolados always had. You will burn in desires to know which are the characteristics of each sign. We will already see them. As far as the reality, the other day I entrusted by telegraph (I repaired it since the women did not know that she was) to the Dr Blackboar a survey on the use of these articles in tre the people who more or less are worth the trouble in Montevideo: There are the results here: On a universal sample of many people (preferentemete even, occasional or not) it was asked to them the men who undergarment used: A 68% use boxers a 31% uses sunga a 1% is ambidextrous. This says much to us about the Uruguayan man, but so far we left it to Bottinelli. The women it was asked to them that it pledges preferred in its companion: A 90% responded boxers a 10% Sunga Of the simple reading of the data we see that there are several men who are in problems Now, which are the questions that characterize to each sign? That we will see in next post friends it.